Sunday, June 19, 2011

Cliffton's Papa Jay's 10K

We interrupt this regularly scheduled moving blog story to bring you details of the best 10k EVER. Okay, it was my first 10k. But really, this race could not be topped. I hope I can do it justice....


A few weeks ago Amanda told me that her mother-in-law had read in the Preston Citizen that a 10k was being held in Cliffton (we assumed she had seen an add of some sort, not so...we found out later someone had written it up under the "Rural Route" portion of the paper. "Rural Route" is where people write about who's grand kids have come to visit and such) and would I like to run with her? Well, sure. Cliffton is a little community north west of Preston It is beautiful, I actually have roots in Cliffton. We didn't know what the occasion for the race was...thought maybe it was Cliffton Days or something? So, she called the number to register and found out that it was sponsored by Papa Jay's. Papa Jay's makes jerky. Really good jerky, by the way.


Amanda and I recruited some more participants: her friend Tawna, our sister Sara, and Sara's husband Todd.
Let me start by saying this....when we showed up with our 5 runners, we nearly doubled the racers. We found the park by the church just down the street from the gas station (where Papa Jay's is located) with no trouble. There was very few people and a card table set up. We went over and started talking with the Papa Jay lady in charge, come to find out she is going on the Trek this week and needed to go for a 6 mile walk, so she thought she would just go ahead and make a party of it and have a race. She told us to write our names on a label and pin it to our shorts and don't forget to write our names on a slip of paper for the drawing too.

When the appointed time arrived, 7 AM, all 17 of us lined up at the start line. There were 3 divisions: Biking (2 people), Running (9 people), and Walking (6 people)...oh and a dog that ran the race with us. The instructions we received were THE best. First she gave us the race route.

From the park we head out and make a right, then go a little bit til we cross the highway...now, we don't have any police escorts so watch for cars and don't get hit...there's usually no cars, but just be careful. Same thing when you come to the train tracks--watch for trains. So then you go along siphon road, well it's not really named siphon road, but there's a big pipe line that runs next to it, so that's what it's called. Cross over the train tracks and take a left. Then head north til you come to the hill, it's just a little one, we have a water stop set up there (her elderly mother was running it), then go up the hill and run next to the lakes for a while till you see the turn around. So, then you turn around and come back down the hill--feel free to take advantage of the water stop coming and going-- then come back and turn down and go down the first road til you come around next to the church, go around the church and back to the start/finish line.

Now, she went on to tell us, they'd marked the course with orange spray paint and inspirational quotes along the way. If we were to get tired, Handsome Bob would be coming around on a 4 wheeler to offer assistance...well, assuming there's no police around because the 4 wheeler's not registered. When we crossed the finish line, Dallas would be calling out our times and we would need to listen and remember them because we would then need to go back to the table, write it on our label and then stick it on the poster. Then go over to the the pavilion for some muffins and watermelon, pick up some jerky out of the basket and coupon (good for today only) for some beef jerky and see if you won the drawing. To start us off Handsome Bob has made an illegal fire work...ready Handsome Bob? Okay, have fun!

Once we took off Todd made the comment he felt like we were in some kind of Napoleon Dynamite sequel....you can't make this kind of stuff up, People. These things only happen in Small Town, USA.

The run was beautiful. Really, really nice. Perfect weather, great scenery, fantastic company. I was a little worried about how I would feel. I've been fighting a cold and had only gone on one 2 mile run since the move. 6.2 miles felt a little daunting. Glad I had my peeps with me. They kept me going strong. Final time 1 hour 5 minutes 22 seconds. None too shabby.

After we finished we enjoyed our watermelon and muffins. We all collected our beef jerky and we each won something in the drawing. Todd won a flashlight, Sara won a water bottle, Tawna won a bottle of pop, Amanda won a candy bar and a little train full of candy and I won a book light.


So, we headed over to Papa Jay's and picked us up some jerky.
That's Papa Jay's, World Headquarters. Don't forget.

P.S. If you run a race with Amanda, you WILL be doing jumping pictures.

She's fun like that.
However, you may want to review the pictures the very nice lady took for you...
I'm not exactly sure how high she thought we were all going to jump....eh, well.

In the infamous words of the "Rural Route":
A good time was had by all.
:)

12 comments:

annebabe said...

Napoleon Dynamite sequel?? Oh my gosh! Best line ever! Hil-ar-rious! and BTW there really is a Siphon Road in Pocatello, out in the boondocks before you get to Fort Hall. just saying . . . a road with siphons in rural Idaho that is actually called Siphon road really exists. Please tell me Amanda's mother-in-law is going to do a race recap for the Rural Route. And then you will post it, no?

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Oh my goodness. This was hee-hee-hee-lar-ios. Holy gigglefest Batman. How fun for all of you. See this is why you wanted to live closer to family, for fun times like this. I am very happy for all of you. Thanks for sharing this smile inducing event.

stace said...

love this...this is the only way I EVER want to run a 10k. I bet the weather was nice too. Muffins at the end. I love it all.

Miss you even though I don't live in Santa Clara. I still miss you there.

Amanda said...

I'm thinking I will just link to your blog for my June race recap. Seriously, this race was SO fun. Thanks to all for joining me. And, since you live here now, I am SURE that there will be plenty more races and jumping photos to come!

FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY said...

Oh how I want to move to CLIFTON! I LOVE it there. Seriously. I've been trying to figure out a way to make it work for a few years now.

Good job on the run. It's sure pretty out there, this time of year!

Karin Webb said...

I'm so proud of you (and a little jealous) for running a 10k. Sounds like it was "sweet" (said with Napoleon accent). Is this one I should sign up for next year with you?? That jerky looks mouth watering!

Natalie Nelson said...

I just get a kick out of all the funny stories your family has to tell. I think alot depends on your point of view and your family sure can see the funny side of things. Glad to be a part of it.

whirligigdaisy said...

Wow. Hilarious post. You CAN'T make stuff like that up and why would you??? sounds fun.

Sara said...

You forgot to mention the inspirational quotes posted along the route -- I don't know about you, but those definitely kept me running!!

bobbi said...

AWESOME!!! Love this-- and love that you are all settled! Way to go! Just signed up for another Ragnar with my sister-- hope I am ready and can start running a little!:) The one from Logan to Jackson Hole-- hope I make it!

This Idaho Girl said...

Only someone from Franklin County can truly appreciate such a story. Congrats on winning a big prize and on not getting lost in Clifton. Your blog is my favorite. Wish I could come and run with you. Maybe next year when I'm not so pregnant.
p.s. I used to hang out with your brother, David, in case you're confused about who is reading your blog.

Marybeth said...

Christina told me I needed to read this. I laughed out loud and then laughed again when I read it to my husband. i wish I could have been there.

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